Nine Women. Nine Stories. And nothing ordinary about them.
From the slightly askew mind of Regan Wolfrom comes this collection of hilariously dark tales of love, death, and horrible timing.
Pretty. Shy. About as lapsed as a Catholic can get.
Heather's trapped in the a cult of killer succubi with a taste for East Hollywood douches.
("High Times at the Sixth Annual Succubus Sisters Garage and Bake Sale")
Somewhat tall. Can't dunk. Never knew her father.
Amanda wakes up in a world of voodoo and zombies that she knows shouldn't exist.
("The Zombification of Amanda Hackensack")
Lonely. Awkward. Painfully ginger.
Marguerite finds two strange little gnomes who show her just what she's been missing.
("Gnome on Girl on Gnome: A Love Story")
Political outsider. Maverick. Avowed crazy cat lady.
Laura learns the sinister truth behind her unexpected electoral success.
("The Siamese Candidate")
Hard working. Hard drinking. Hard to please.
Stephanie comes to regret taking a trip on the edge of the world with people she knows she shouldn't trust.
("The Raven's Head Dagger and the Custom of the Seas")
Pink hair. Pretty smile. Likes to eat people.
Marie-Claire may soon discover that meat is murder no matter how you slice it.
("Vegans Are F**king Delicious")
A little lonely. A little self-conscious. Starving to death.
Maddy's trying to slim down to starving model size, but her little housemates don't seem all that supportive.
("Maddy McKay and the Elves in Her House")
Softball legend. Proud Yooper. Breathes underwater.
Vanessa's strange gift has gotten her nowhere in life, stuck in a sad amusement park and surrounded by death.
("The Ocean Goddess and The Home Run Queen")
Mysterious. Troubled. Loads of fun at parties.
Kara's lived a long and dangerous life, and may be forced to live it all over again.
("Born Again at Granny's Cave")