LIKE MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID . . .

From the caring to the crazy, a collection of wit and wisdom from real-life moms.   Their words can bring love and laughter and make us feel warm and safe . . . or, occasionally, completely confused. Now, the author of Like My Father Always Said . . . has crowd-sourced quotable quotes from countless moms?and gathers them in this hilarious, heartwarming volume.   ?Every woman should have a nice gay man looking after her.?   ?You?re not hungry. Your mouth is bored.?   ?You like what you?re wearing??   ?Have a drink, you?ll perk right up.?   ?Don?t be impressed by a man?s car?he may be living in it.?   Covering a variety of subjects including ?Questionable Wisdom,? ?Unconditional Love,? and ?Good Manners & Bad Behavior,? Like My Mother Always Said . . . is the perfect book for anyone whose mom never gave up on them.