SUNK AT SEA

(Excerpt): "Baby Will?s mother was a gentle and loving, but weak woman. His father, William Horace Osten by name, was a large, hearty, affectionate, but coarse man. He appreciated his wife?s gentle, loving nature, but could not understand her weakness. She admired her husband?s manly, energetic spirit, but could not understand his roughness. He loved the baby, and resolved to ?make a man of him.? She loved the baby, and wished to make him a ?good boy.? In the furtherance of their designs the one tried to make him a lion, the other sought to convert him into a lamb. Which of the two would have succeeded can never be known. It is probable that both would have failed by counteracting each other, as is no uncommon experience when fathers and mothers act separately in such a matter. If the one had succeeded, he would have made him a bear. The other, if successful, would have made him a nincompoop. Fortunately for our hero, a higher power saved him, and, by training him in the school of adversity, made him both a lion and a lamb. The training was very severe and prolonged, however."